Mr. Gaga and I are anxiously awaiting the premiere of our favorite show tonight. In honor of the best show on television this post is dedicated to Breaking Bad….
TOP TEN WAYS BREAKING BAD IS LIKE HAVING KIDS:
WAYS THAT BREAKING BAD IS LIKE HAVING CHILDREN:
1 – Quitting your day job seems like a good idea.
2 – While you used to enjoy flowers, now you just think of them as something that could potentially kill a child.
3 – Your old friends would never mix with your new “mom”/”meth” friends.
6 – You are up all night.
7 – All you do is cook and clean.
8 – You used to wear neat professional clothing and now you look like a lunatic.
9 – Sometimes you find that you and your spouse eat breakfast and dinner without speaking.
10 – Your bathtub has never been this dirty.
We decided to kick off the new season of Breaking Bad with a “Breaking Bad” dinner…Basically because we take things too far around here….
We had a Los Pollos dinner….with crystal meth party favors…
It was a friend’s birthday so we made him a cake….
and we had activities for the children.
They had no idea what was going on – but they seemed to enjoy putting Walter into different drug-dealing outfits….
Clearly we have been waiting for this all summer…..don’t judge us.