I can’t believe it’s time for this but apparently Christmas is in 2 1/2 weeks!!
Someone had mentioned that our local Stew Leonard’s store had a Santa so I thought that seemed like a quick fix.
If you are not familiar with Stew Leonard’s it is a local grocery store chain that is known for fresh delicious prepared foods and also it has lots of attractions for children so they don’t torture you while you are shopping.
For example when we are at Stop and Shop I have to squeeze my kids’ arms and discretely whisper in their ears that I am going to go home and light all of their toys on fire several times before I can get my shopping done.
As we walked into the store I saw all of the Christmas trees and told Mr. Gaga we should just grab a tree because we would have no time to get one later in the week. We entered into the tree area and I promptly made one of the tree workers show me every single tree in the entire lot before settling on one.
He didn’t get annoyed or snippy with me like many retail workers do at this time of year and was pleasant and delightful. They tied the tree to our car for us and the whole encounter was quick and delightful.
We headed inside to find Santa. I wasn’t expecting much since we were in the middle of a grocery store.
But as we wandered over to see him where he sat in the floral department. I had to just stare at him. I am not an expert but if ever you were to want to see the REAL Santa – this would be the guy.
So the kids walked right up to him because there was NO LINE! They said “hi” and told him what they wanted…the usual drill.
But then Santa stopped and said “Well we need to talk about a few things.” There faces were ghostly as Santa started talking about how they fight and use their hands on each other, and how their rooms were a mess, and how they listen at school but the minute they get off the bus they don’t listen anymore. He went on and on and told them that until they started behaving a little better he was on the fence about the Xbox and the bike they were requesting.
I listened in slack-jawed. Was this the real Santa? How did he know all of that?
The kids and I walked away in shock that we had just a real live chat with the one and only Santa. I looked for Mr. Gaga to see what he thought but I didn’t see him.
“Where’s your father?” I asked the kids.
He then sauntered over casually chewing on a sausage bread sample, “Do you want me to get some guacamole?”
“No! Where were you?” I screeched. “We just had an amazing encounter with the real Santa and you’re eating samples?”
He stared at me like I was nuts. “Um..yeah – pretty much.” he answered incredulously.
While I understand the lure of a hot cider doughnut sample or a pull-apart cheesy garlic bread sample – he had just missed an amazing moment. My anger dissipated when we passed by the lobster bisque sample area. The creamy delicious soup made me forget to be mad at Mr. Gaga and we finished the rest of our shopping, wandering through the store collecting samples along the way.
The best part is at the end of the trip if you spend more than $100, which is inevitable, you get a free ice cream! We get the pistachio soft serve and just talk the whole way home about how much we love it.
And today because I told Stew Leonard’s how much I LOVE them – they decided to give one of YOU! a $25 gift card!!!!!
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#2 – MOROCCAN OIL
I have mentioned several times over the years that my hair is frizzy and a horrific burden in my life. When our power went out for weeks during Storm Alfred I walked around looking like Gilda Radner and almost had a nervous breakdown.
One product that I discovered a couple of years ago has significantly changed the texture of my hair for good and it’s Moroccan Oil.
It is like no other hair serum. Your hair will strengthen and become more manageable. I don’t know how it happens but it’s like a miracle. It smells delightful and your hair won’t become greasy and stringy like it might with other inferior products.
I am telling you – this product has changed my life.
The full size retails for $43 and I am offering one lucky winner a travel size bottle!!
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3 – Waterproof Eye makeup:
I said this last year and the year before!!!
So somewhere between the lack of sleep, the aging, the hurried getting ready in the morning and the horrible weather in Connecticut, there comes a need for waterproof eye makeup.
I totally had it together before the kids. I had my cosmetics routine down pat.
Somehow the new wrinkles and puffs that children brought to my eye area, as well as the lack of time to do nice eye makeup – resulted in a black smudged mascara and liner all around my eyes on the daily.
If you think looking like a heroin addict is a cute look for volunteering at the bake sale, you are mistaken.
The worst is when you don’t even realize you look like a lunatic until you get back into your car and you have already chatted it up with 5 moms and the school principal.
I am giving one of you a Laura Mercier Gel Liner in Violet ($20) this week and I am throwing in a Laura Mercier gift with samples including a Blush Lip Glace just because I love you…(see below for details!)
This is the one week a year I spread good cheer on this blog – Don’t worry I will be back to regular business of calling children assholes next week for sure!!!
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#4 – Old Factory Christmas Candles
Are there any smells better than the smells of Christmas? I am obsessed with filling my home with Christmas soaps, lotions, sprays, and candles. Is there anything better than walking into your house and smelling fresh gingerbread? What’s better than going into your bathroom and smelling hot chocolate and candy canes?
So when OLD FACTORY offered to send me their HAPPY HOLIDAYS SOY CANDLE SET I was thrilled!!
I burned the gingerbread candle and it filled my whole kitchen with the smell of joy and happiness.
I am going to give the Candy Cane and the Pine Tree candles to one of you fabulous and lucky people.
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2 -YOU MUST ALSO LIKE LADY GOO GOO GAGA ON FACEBOOK!
3 – YOU MUST ALSO COMMENT ON WHATEVER I ASKED YOU TO COMMENT ABOUT!
4 -YOU CAN ENTER MORE THAN ONE COMMENT TO WIN MORE THAN ONE ITEM!
Winners will be picked randomly (US AND CANADA ONLY) between now and Sunday December 14th at 5 PM!
All of the opinions and mentions are my own opinion and nobody gave me anything!!! (as usual) and I’m just telling you to use these things because I like telling people what to do.
GOOD LUCK AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!
XO, LADY GOO GOO GAGA