I am back – hope everyone had a Merry Christmas!!
The dust is settling here and I am coming out of an antipasto-induced coma and assessing how best to
return things I don’t like, throw the Nerf Guns in the garbage without the kids noticing,
put things away.
I have spent a good part of the past two months complaining about how filthy my house is, how I step on little tiny LEGO pieces all over my house, and how I have to clean everything myself because my husband is too busy tailgating.
Somehow – nobody cares.
None of you have offered to clean for me.
Nobody sent a cleaning service over.
Now coupled with my usual troubles of keeping a semi-clean house – I have to deal with scraps of wrapping paper, MORE toys everywhere, and the tree.
Well – somebody finally came to my rescue!!! Just in time for pine needle season!!
I love you Bissell.
They sent me the BISSELL Perfect Sweep Turbo to help me pick up LEGOS!!! and anything else that needs a quick sweep.
A major part of my problem is that I don’t want to go to the closet and get out my huge vacuum, so instead I just watch the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills surrounded by filth.
But now I have this Perfect Sweep Turbo- I have no excuse not to use it – this is like a modern-day dustbuster.
Mr. Gaga always says we need a dustbuster – now we just grab it from the porch and vacuum everything up – no plugging in. And it is great at picking up those little annoying LEGOS!
With the Perfect Sweep Turbo you can see exactly what you’re sweeping up and can easily pull it out of the container. I mean it when I tell you – I LOVE THIS PRODUCT. (Which you all probably already have because you are good at housekeeping.)
And now – as I tried to get organized and put things away – I got around to opening Michael’s backpack which was jam-packed with papers that I hadn’t had time to look at.
In the pile was a book that he had been working on throughout December at school. This project entailed him writing and illustrating a book about a snowman.
When I was growing up I just wanted to listen to Cyndi Lauper or Madonna in the car and my parents would be listening to Imus or the WDRC 106.9 the Oldies station.
Mr. Gaga and I are NOT like that. WE ARE VERY COOL HIP PARENTS. We listen to “top 40” and pop music and we know who Nicki Minaj is and are known to have dance parties with the kids. We pretty much listen to everything – except gangsta rap.
So of course, Michael would think nothing of creating a story about a snowman that comes to life and starts to sing and dance. I’m also sure it would seem perfectly logical for him to sing “I’m Sexy and I Know it.”
So he was quite taken aback when his teacher made him change his story – because “That is not an appropriate word for a first-grader.”
Ummm….does that also mean it’s not appropriate for my kids to rip their clothes off and dance to that song in their underwear, gyrating their hips like they are Chippendales dancers?
I guess I will have to add to my better parenting New Year’s Resolution list – #43 – NO STRIP SHOWS TO “I’M SEXY AND I KNOW IT.”
PLEASE CLICK ON THE BANNER BELOW TO VOTE FOR ME AS THE FUNNIEST MOM EVER!!! ALTHOUGH MY CHILDREN LISTEN TO INAPPROPRIATE LYRICS, AT LEAST I’M FUNNY……..