This week I have to take care of some blogging business.
Sony Pictures recently asked if I would be interested in going to a private screening of a movie.
I closed my eyes and envisioned myself on a red carpet wearing borrowed jewelry from Neil Lane.
Then I pictured myself inside a dark movie theater with a huge tub of buttery popcorn.
“Yes please.” I responded.
It didn’t end up being quite the glamorous event I was hoping for.
I got an email on Tuesday.
You and a guest are confirmed to see “Here Comes the Boom,” on Wednesday at 7 PM in Manchester, CT. Please arrive at 6:30.”
Needless to say there was no human being on earth that wanted to go to the movies with me 20 minutes away in the middle of the week at dinnertime. At the end of my rope – I had no choice but to ask Mr. Gaga.
Did I mention that he hates going to the movies?
I hired a babysitter and convinced him to come with me. Thank God this movie happened to star Kevin James and be about wrestling, so he agreed to join me.
Kevin James has a special place in our heart since we are the exact same couple as the one on the King of Queens, to the point that people have actually asked for my autograph thinking I am Leah Remini.
We rushed around, fed the kids a quick dinner and headed out on a rainy Wednesday night. We were annoyed and running late when we arrived. I guess they must have just put away the “step and repeat, “ before we got there.
To add insult to injury – we didn’t even have time to stop and grab a huge vat of popcorn. I said to Mr. Gaga – “We will just go in for a little while and if it sucks -we will leave.”
As we approached the doors into the movie – I saw two people guarding the door. There was a table set up outside of the doors with a bunch of paper bags on it.
“Oh – thank God!” I thought, “The Sony people are so great! They already arranged to have popcorn for us!”
I approached the table so elated to have popcorn – ready to grab a bag.
The man at the desk said “Do you have a phone?”
“Yes.” I answered.
“You need to put it in a bag and leave it here.” he gestured towards the table.
“Wait ….” I looked at the sea of paper bags.
“All of these bags are phones…not popcorn?”
The man looked at me sternly.
“They are phones, and you are not allowed in with a phone.” he answered with the serious delivery that one would associate with Homeland Security….not necessarily a Kevin James flick.
So of course by the time we got in to our seats, with dry throats and empty stomachs, tired and disgruntled, we were not looking forward to the film….
WE LOVED IT!
We literally laughed out loud……many times.
And we rarely laugh at the same stuff. So big shout-out to the Sony Pictures peeps and Here Comes the Boom.
My rating scale is based on cell phones.
Zero cell phone = not worth leaving your cell phone with sketchy movie theater staff assigned to “phone watch” for 2 hours.
One cell phone = slightly worth the risk of leaving one cell phone with movie theater staff for 2 hours, but could wait for the DVD
Two cell phones= worth putting 2 cell phones in paper bags and leaving with sketchy movie theater staff for 2 hours and potentially not getting important calls from your babysitter
Because this is a perfect date movie – (I laughed and cried if you can believe it.) I am giving this movie TWO CELL PHONES!!!
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST PEOPLE!
PART 2: – BLOG AWARDS
And now on to my awards.
I have received some awards from other bloggers. This means so much because it is from my peers! When you all send me messages and like my posts on facebook, and give me comment love telling me how much you enjoyed my blog post, my heart soars, but as Mr. Gaga always says, “Chase doesn’t accept laughs as mortgage payment” – so sometimes it’s nice to get something concrete.
If it can’t be a million dollars – I will gladly take a virtual award in the meantime.
I recently was awarded an Illuminating Blogger Award – from Zannah Brown of Whoa Susannah! She is a real writer that makes me laugh all the time. I was so honored to receive this award that as I understand it means that I am a shining star in the blogosphere and I am awesome.
Another award came before that one from Brett Minor at the Transformed Noncomformist. I am pretty sure this one means that I am a shining star in the blogosphere that is creative and awesome.
He was so kind to give this to me way back in June when I was very excited to be drinking lots of wine, not waking up for the bus and spending my days at the beach so I am finally getting around to doing my duty- which is to link back tot he person giving me the award, answer seven questions, provide random facts about myself and then to give the award to seven other bloggers. Here goes:
1: What’s your favorite song?
Right now everyone in my house is singing “We are never getting back together,” by Taylor Swift. It’s not my favorite by any stretch – but it’s catchy and it’s in my head.
2: What’s your favorite dessert?
Oh God – it is a real toss-up between cake and ice cream – but I think my heart really belongs to ice cream –and let me tell you all a little secret on this topic. My foodie friend Marsha told me about Talenti Gelato…….RUN don’t walk to buy this….Chocolate Peanut Butter cup is amazing! Today I just purchased Sea Salt and Caramel….one flavor is better than the next AND they are all natural, hormone free, no high fructose corn syrup deliciousness…..
3: What do you do when you’re upset?
I usually just drive myself and Mr. Gaga crazy thinking the worst.
4: Which is your favourite pet?
We have two little South African frogs that I don’t feed or touch or do anything with. They are my kind of pets.
5: White bread or whole meal?
I love bread and carbs of all kinds – but I try to do as much whole grain as possible because I am fat and elderly.
6: What’s your biggest fear?
I am afraid of bugs and birds.
7: What’s your attitude most of the time?
I think I am pretty no-nonsense most of the time….which is often mistaken for being an evil bitch….
10 RANDOM FACTS ABOUT MYSELF:
- Mr. Gaga rarely, if ever, thinks I am funny.
- I have one tattoo.
- I love my book club.
- I hate bringing my kids to the bus stop.
- The first thing I do in the morning is slather on my eye gel straight out of the fridge.
- My favorite color is black.
- I am addicted to the Real Housewives franchise, including Watch What Happens Live.
- I am a hypochondriac.
- I love having 2 boys and don’t even know what I would do with a girl.
- I was in a gifted program when I was young, (it was all downhill from there.)
Seven Bloggers to Pass Award on to: ( I am giving Brett the Illuminating and Zannah the Kreative)
- Whoa Susannah, (formerly known as Write, Rinse, Repeat) - very smart, her tagline alone will have you LOL’ing
- The Transformed Nonconformist -follow this guy for his hilarious tweets alone
- Speed Chic - A Connecticut fave of mine
- Ava Grace’s Closet - even though she makes me feel like my closet is filled with tumbleweeds and rags – she’s an inspiration:)
- Mama Kat’s Losin it - she is amazing and on top of being a creative blogger- she vlogs and looks good doing it
- Funny or Snot - She has one of the best comments on my blog ever regarding 50 Shades of Gray
- Dishwater Dreams - I could just look at her banner all day
- Me as a Mother - Her photos capture motherhood perfectly
Next week I will be back to my usual shenanigans of hating on the neighborhood children and tying my car doors shut with yarn…in the meantime please click on the banner below!!
XO, LADY GOO GOO GAGA