Well, well, well….
Remember when I posted the following, (after I went to Disney World) and many of you blasted me with hate emails????
Well, I hate to say it, but by the size of the humans that were
walking around, zipping around on motorized carts, in Disney World, …. Everywhere we went we were met with hoards of overweight people with Mickey Mouse ears on and fanny packs strapped onto their motorized carts.
“I’m sorry did I miss the episode of the Mickey Mouse Club when Mickey announced he loved fat people and soda?” I asked Mr. Gaga. “I don’t get it.” I said to Mr. Gaga as we were making our way through the crowds of obese people.
“Well they are fat because they drink soda and the fact that they are so fat and lazy that they can’t walk doesn’t help,” he pointed out. I looked around and realized at the moment that about half of the people in the park were driving carts and half were walking. “Oh my God!” I exclaimed, “I thought everyone was injured!” Mr. Gaga stared at me like I was an idiot.
After a few days in the Magic Kingdom we made our way to Epcot Center. “Hey did you notice there aren’t any motorized carts here?” Mr. Gaga pointed out. “Oh yeah…I wonder why?” I said as I looked over the map of the Epcot. “Oh!! I bet we will see them in “America!”
After enjoying music, culture and food in Japan, France, Italy and Mexico I was afraid to see what “America” had to offer.
“It’s just going to be big enormous people laying on couches everywhere eating McDonalds and drinking huge sodas.” I said to Mr. Gaga as we made our way.
“Or enormous children playing video games,” Mr. Gaga offered.
We were pleasantly surprised that neither of those features were the focus of the America showcase in Epcot.
Thank God….it would be totally embarrassing if the world found out the truth about us.
It’s best to keep this little soda problem a secret between you, me, Mickey Mouse and Mayor Bloomberg.
Well it looks like even OLD MICKEY MOUSE HIMSELF recognized that these motorized carters were imposters!!
Pretending that they can’t walk so they can zip to the front of every line!!!!!
The jig is up motorized cart people.
The jig is up.
Disney World issued a statement this week that they would modify the rules that allowed everyone who is in a motorized cart to just zip in front of the 500 people who have waited in the hot sweaty lines for 2 hours.
Funny enough – we chose this week to go to the BIG E – which is basically a the ultimate in New England fairs. It’s much dirtier than Disney, and much less rides and much trashier food.
Also – there’s no mouse – so they make do with whatever white trash mascot they can think of. Here – the kids begged me to play a game where they would win – what appears to be a banana that is a Rastafarian??
Also – this fair is pretty big – but not nearly as big as Disney, so there aren’t as many motorized carts.
But I did take some time to actually observe the motorized carters when I saw them.
I noticed one couple had filled the basket in front of their cart with cigarettes, lighters and fried doughs.
The irony was not lost on me.
The main point of this fair is to eat ungodly things that no human should ever eat -
I kicked it off with fried pickles….
Remember when I blogged about Mr. Gaga’s Irish tendencies??
Well Mr. Gaga took it one step further by ordering this…..
So then it was time to feed the kids.
Usual requests include burgers and pizza.
“I want one of those.” Michael said pointing to a food stand.
“Are you sure? You have never had one…..you might not like it.”
“I want one.” he said positively.
“Ok.” I answered hesitantly.
It was my first time too and it was fucking delicious.
While we were on a roll with the white trash foods – I took a gamble and decided we should try one of the Big E specialties.
It’s called the Craz-E burger.
I have to say – it was pretty good!!
Now does anyone know where I can buy a motorized cart??
SORRY EVERYONE!! BUT FAIR IS FAIR!! PLEASE CLICK THE BANNER BELOW SO I CAN BE THE NUMBER ONE FUNNIEST MOM IN AMERICA!!!